The truth is out there, and so is a lot of bullshit, but that just fertilises the truth. There are no coincidences, only correlations, which link to concatenation, that points to causation.

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10th November 2012

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This little bugger is creepy as all hell. Cymothoa exigua steals blood from the tongue of a fish until the tongue falls off and then squats there and replaces the tongue. The fish can then use it as a tongue and apparently no other harm is done - but it has to be disconcerting, even to a fish.
If some alien invader replaced my tongue and rode around stealing my life force I’d want something in return, special tongue powers, such as it elongates to a foot long or is resistant to chili or tells me cauliflower tastes nice so I can eat my vegetables. 
Mostly elongating, that seems the most useful…

This little bugger is creepy as all hell. Cymothoa exigua steals blood from the tongue of a fish until the tongue falls off and then squats there and replaces the tongue. The fish can then use it as a tongue and apparently no other harm is done - but it has to be disconcerting, even to a fish.

If some alien invader replaced my tongue and rode around stealing my life force I’d want something in return, special tongue powers, such as it elongates to a foot long or is resistant to chili or tells me cauliflower tastes nice so I can eat my vegetables.¬†

Mostly elongating, that seems the most useful…

Tagged: this is a complete horror movieCymothoa exiguaparasitefishbiologysciencetonguepeculiarcreepy